The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

the power to die at will

The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

The power to be attracted by bullets

The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

Swiss army teeth.

The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

X-ray vision that only works on windows

the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

The power to stay a virgin

The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

how bout the power to shit bricks....

the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!