The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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the power to die at will

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The ability to be a rock

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!