The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to fart at will.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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the power to die at will

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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the power to see when the lights are on

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!