The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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the power to die at will

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!