The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to be dead

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!