The power to be a normal human

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to be dead

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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the power die if you think.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!