The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to switch gender identity

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!