The power of Acid Tears

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The power to summon earthworms

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!