The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to eat food

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to shit in your eye

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!