The power to put out light from your butt

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to shit in your eye

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to be bad at everything

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!