The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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captain obvious

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to look into cheese.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!