the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to eat food

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!