The power to eat food

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!