The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to look into cheese.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!