the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!