The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!