You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to predict the past.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!