The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to poke

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to change your mind

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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Retractable Teeth

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!