The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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the power to see through windows

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!