The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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the power to see through windows

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!