Imortality.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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captain obvious

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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the power to fly but only upward

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to eat food

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to do nothing.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!