the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to poke

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!