The power of eating but only when you're dead

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The super power to control paper.

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Imortality.

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captain obvious

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!