The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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Asexual reproduction.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to know what Erika is!

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!