The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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the power to remember th...

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to predict the past.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!