The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to do nothing.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!