The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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Imortality.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!