the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!