Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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Asexual reproduction.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!