The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to read

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!