Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!