The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The ability to make your text green on google

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to make out of thin air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!