THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The Power of cheese

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to have no powers!

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!