The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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the power to die at will

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The ability to make your text green on google

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!