The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The Power of cheese

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!