The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to die at will

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!