The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to die in one second

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to write a country song

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to read

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!