the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Being able to fly.... in the water.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

thumb_up thumb_down -14

the power of reanimating dead insects

thumb_up thumb_down -42

The power to jump -50% higher

thumb_up thumb_down -42

The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

thumb_up thumb_down +119

the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

thumb_up thumb_down +79

The power to be justin beiber

thumb_up thumb_down +77

the power to teleport 1 inch every year

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power to do NOTHING!

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The Power To Poop on Command.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

The power to have no powers!

thumb_up thumb_down +35

The ability to catch any ilness you want.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

The power to not move or do anything.... at all

thumb_up thumb_down +15

The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The power to change the colour of your right index finger

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The power to reproduce asexually.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The power of trolling your self

thumb_up thumb_down -3

the power to.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................waste your time

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!