the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to shit brix

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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black people

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to be born.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to die in one second

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!