The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to shit brix

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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black people

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!