power to breathe

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to use windows 10.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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the power to win the crying game

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to state the obvious.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!