The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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black people

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!