The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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KeemStar

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to shit brix

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The power to become a dead ant.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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black people

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!