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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.
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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.
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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.
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The power of trolling your self
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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.
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The power to jump only one centimeter high.
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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.
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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss
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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.
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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time
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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds
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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.
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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.
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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…
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the power to teleport 1 inch every year
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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview
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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.
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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.
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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.
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The power to communicate with nearby aliens
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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.
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The power to not Waste time
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The power to teleport through open doors
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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!