The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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KeemStar

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to state the obvious.

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the power to bi ugly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!