The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to be born.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!