the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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power to breathe

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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the ability to darken darkness

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!