power to breathe

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!