The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to be a normal person

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!