The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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the power to die....

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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the power to win the crying game

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to grow boobs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!