The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to grow boobs

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to die....

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Balls.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!